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Chelsea And Newcastle United Things And That
1. Although they lost, Everton showed everything that makes us very proud of them. Not only were they up against a side that won the Champions League last season before […]
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Cheltenham Town 1 Everton 5
Well then, Everton managed to come through ‘Nam unscathed. That’s right, Chelter-Nam. Obviously that would have worked better if they had lost, but it’s a small price to pay for […]
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Swansea City And That
Before the start of this season few people would have had this game down as an ‘eagerly anticipated clash’ but the way the ‘campaign’ – terrible word but it saves […]
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Everton 3 Aston Villa 3
If you are struggling at the wrong end of the table and getting happy-slapped by all and sundry almost every week it must be tough for the manager to get […]
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Manchester United 2 Everton 0
In the opening exchanges of this encounter you could have been forgiven for thinking that Everton were the side saving themselves for a big game in midweek while Manchester United […]
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Oldham Athletic 2 Everton 2
When you write these match reports they start to form in your head as the game nears the end. Deep into injury time at Boundary Park the tone of this […]
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Everton 3 Reading 1
That’s right, 3-1 to the tricky Blues. Smell my cheese you mother. On a proper spring-in-your-step as you slalom through the Cammell Lairds on Goodison Road kind of afternoon, Everton […]
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Everton 0 Wigan Athletic 3
Right then. The ‘narrative’ of this season has generally been all about Everton playing well but not killing teams off and paying the consequences with monotonous regularity. This FA Cup […]
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Arsenal 0 Everton 0
FOW! AMBAW! Repeat until nauseating. That was the soundtrack to the first half of a game of big boys’ football at the Emirates where the gap between Everton and Arsenal […]
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Everton and Fulham and Sunderland and that
To be honest, there’s not a lot to be said about the Sunderland defeat, but to not even give it a mention would give the impression that we only ‘report’ […]
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A New Career In A New Town
Well, they are all back in training, doing fancy exercises around flag poles and ostentatiously ‘rehydrating’ wearing them weird monitoring sports bras, and it’s a far cry from the […]
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The Star Club
According to most of the papers, SV Hamburg seem pretty confident about signing Nikica Jelavic. Some director or other of the German club has been tweeting that Everton have […]
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Blackburn Rovers 1 Everton 3
Oh man, don’t you wish the Blues would hurry up and get snotted by Juventus just so we can read something on Newsnow other than ‘United interested in Belgian […]
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Friendly Fire
The Premier League season lurches ever closer and Evertonians continue to try and get some indication of just how different Roberto Martinez’s team will be to that of David Moyes. […]
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After the Goldrush
‘Insulting’, ‘derisory’, ‘a bit last’ and ‘cunty’. All words used in certain quarters to describe Manchester United’s £28 million bid for Marouane Fellaini and Leighton Baines. Various reports keep […]
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West Bromwich Albion Preview
Everton would like to issue a warm welcome to West Brom, famously nicknamed ‘Big Ron’s alibi’, for the first home round of the 2013/14 Premier League Tekken Tag Team […]
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Everton 0 West Bromwich Albion 0
‘Ah, see that arl fella off the Barclays advert’s died’ was the first of several misunderstandings on a muddled afternoon at Goodison. Fair play to the Match of the Day […]
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Cardiff City 0 Everton 0
Four games in and already these match reports feel a bit monotonous. Faced with another side who Everton really should expect to beat, they once again dominated the possession but […]
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Manchester United Preview
Manchester, so much to answer for. In an extremely unusual move this beginning bit has actually been rewritten. It originally started off looking over David Moyes’s time at Everton and how […]
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